goldenclitoris:

poopflow:

roughrimjob:

meladoodle:

she got a pussy like the grand canyon

dry and sandy

possibly filled with dead bodies 

Includes approximately 70 species of mammals, 250 species of birds, 25 types of reptiles and five species of amphibians

ipodchick:

cabalover:

karma-got-you:

Kurt Cobain is that you?

It’s Thor!

At moments like this, I wish I could watch Eurovision.

capacity:

encephalopathy:

i don’t understand old white people who always dress like they’re on safari

they always ready to colonize a nigga just in case

squintin-tarantino:

niggasandcomputers:

flydef:

I’m In Tears LMAO At Fabolous And These Damn Hashtags 

Lawwd Jesus

the #looklikehethinkingtohimselfmaybeishouldaworeahat tag is insane btw

kyssthis16:

yungstank:

placentalasagna:

i need a moment

OMFG

GOOD FUCKING NIGHT!

(Source: prettiibish)

sbrown82:

loveistheessenceoflife:

nubian-beginnings:

virtuouslyvindicated:

Twitter has me ROLLIN during Scandal!!!

LMFAO

SMDH

I’m dead! lmaooo