this doesn’t always happen but it happens quite often. those untarnished seconds before a white person even starts talking to me I just start smiling because I’m already celebrating the glorious moments of when I notice that their statements are coming to an end. and then a few milliseconds later I start giggling as I I envision myself walking away from the misfortune, marching into the arms of emancipation and freedom. sometimes I visualize myself galloping but most of the time I just strut.
The 5th Annual 10 Softest Niggas In the Game
shittin all over your favs tumblr, shittin all over em.
SON.
He called Drake a Human Glee Episode.
And the pictures of Wiz?
I’m at work about to DIE of laughter.
I almost went into cardiac arrest for laughing so hard.
Tony Sunshine ain’t SHIT for dis.
About Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose:
OH SHIT WHY NOBODY ATE THE REST OF THIS MEATBALL HOAGIE SON??…AYO IMMA REASSEMBLE THIS MUTHAFUCKA N PUT THAT SHIT UP ON A PEDESTAL B. AYO IMMA PUT WHATEVER LEFT OF THIS MEATBALL HOAGIE BACK TOGETHER N IMMA SING TO IT…IMMA SING TO IT EVER ADORINGLY N IMMA TAKE PICTURES WIDDIT CUZ AINT NOBODY HAD NO MEATBALL HOAGIE LIKE THIS ONE B….I MIGHT GOT THE ONLY MEATBALL HOAGIE LEFT SON…AYO IMMA WIFE THIS HALF EATEN MEATBALL HOAGIE SON…THIS SHIT MINES. AYO IMMA PUT A RING ON THIS SHIT. CUZ THATS JUS WHAT US TRICK MUTHAFUCKAS DO B…IMMA HAVE THIS MEATBALL HOAGIE FOR ALL ETERNITIES CUZ THATS JUS HOW A TRICK ROLL B. THIS MY SHNOOKUMS NAMSAYIN…THIS MY MUTHAFUCKIN SHNOOKUMS SON. WORD. I DONT KNO WHAT YOU HEEEEAAARD ABOUT ME…BUT ANY TRICK CAN GET A DOLLAR OUTTA ME…I GOTTA ACT CONCERNED SO SHE’LL SEE.. THAT IM A MUTHAFUCKIN S-I-M-P….
Yo, when he was talkin’ about Charles Hamilton, #doe………..I had to walk away. He called dude the highest scorer on life’s pinball machine of failures……..I can’t!
(Source: imtiredoffuckingtocoldplay)
