It’s later in the day, and I’m at the shop doing some bookkeeping when I am “kidnapped” by Katie and Alicia. They blindfold me and frogmarch me out on to the street. “Angelina Johnson this is the official start of your hen night.” Alicia says. “Do exactly as we say or else Ginger in there bites it.”
“Where are you taking me you fiendish wenches?” I cry in mock horror.
“We can’t tell you, it’s top secret.” Katie says. “Just keep that pretty little gob of yours shut and we won’t have to hurt you.”
I laugh as we turn on the spot. I hear the surf and wonder if we’re at shell cottage.
Alicia Spinnet was portrayed by Black actresses. Please stop whitewashing her.
Roxanne: “Mum, pout your lips a little more. Like this.”
Angelina: “What on earth? This is silly. George, take the picture already!”
George: “Alright, love, alright. You girls look ridiculous. What do you call this agian? Goose lips?”
Roxanne: “Haha! No dad! It’s called duck face.”
George: “Bleh. I think I prefer goose lips.”
Roxy and mum taking photos of their duck faces. Taken by George.
Young Fred II, taken by George Weasley.
Forever filling the HP characters of color with accurate face claims.
Zayn Malik, half-English/half-Pakstani, is NOT Black/White.
Shay Mitchell, half-White/half-Filipino, is NOT Black/White.
Hayley Williams, who is one of THE whitest white girls I’ve ever seen, is NOT Biracial.
Luke Pasqualino, who is Sicilian and Neapolitan, is NOT biracial.
Random white/Asian/non-BLACK/WHITE people that you just happen to reblog, because they fit “the personality” or you “couldn’t find a picture” with the person of Roxanne/Fred II actual ancestry, are NOT Black/White. And STFD with that. You could find some mixed/Black-looking people on a beach or riding a bike or doing whatever, okay? ALL people do that shit not just white people.
Like can yall not? Can yall? Please?