siddharthasmama:

kitehighbirdfly:

kingjaffejoffer:

coolassname:

“at the end of the day” = in summation 

“Why you bringin’ up old shit” = I’m not a hypocrite because the statute of limitations on said event have expired. 

“You trynna kick it?” = Do you want to have sex today?

“my money funny right now” = I’m broke, but if you’re paying we can go. 

Male: “Huh?” = I’m trying to think up a lie, give me a second to gather my thoughts

“True”= I agree and have nothing more to add to this statement.

“Fuck you mean?” = Please clarify your statement before I become agitated.

“Tell me why…” = I can’t believe this actually happened…

“Let me hold 20.” = I need $20, probably more and I have no intentions on paying it back.

“I’m mad that…” = I’m not actually upset, I find it funny and am befuddled by it

“I’ma get right real quick” = I’m about to engage in festivities such as drinking or smoking.

“You must got me fucked up” = you clearly do not know what the hell you talking about right now, because it’s not factually correct at all

“You betta getcha life” = you are seconds away from disaster; also, see “check yourself before you wreck yourself”

“What’s good?” = what’s up, what’s going on, what’s happening?

“Who gon’ check me?” = can’t nobody tell me shit, who is going to try to come for me?

1. adored-femme-atl reblogged this from coolassname
2. theblogaboutnothinn reblogged this from coolassname
3. captnsaveah0e reblogged this from coolassname
4. chrissyph0enix likes this
5. canarylex reblogged this from coolassname
6. messyfuckery likes this
7. princesspandabear reblogged this from coolassname
8. princesspandabear likes this
9. coolassname reblogged this from kathrynaimee
10. kathrynaimee reblogged this from siddharthasmama
11. stoic-c likes this
12. incompatible-x3 reblogged this from everything-tiara
13. drfitzgeraldgrant likes this
14. randomtiggy reblogged this from queennubian
15. zombiches likes this
16. zombiches reblogged this from aannoommaalloouuss
17. androgynousgenius reblogged this from ugleexkreyol
18. grandequise likes this
19. grandequise reblogged this from ugleexkreyol
20. glam-alien likes this
21. tiddle-eff reblogged this from ugleexkreyol
22. chrishology reblogged this from ugleexkreyol
23. diemdenee reblogged this from ugleexkreyol
24. ugleexkreyol reblogged this from aannoommaalloouuss
25. aannoommaalloouuss reblogged this from mimicryisnotmastery and added:

    “I swea’ fo’ God” = I will make an honest testament before the highest deity known to man to prove how true my...

26. momentstrappedinamber likes this
27. theempressdiaries reblogged this from queennubian
28. theempressdiaries likes this
29. safarifantasy likes this
30. freecierra likes this
31. smokinmokes likes this
32. lovezora likes this
33. kidkoni likes this
34. thecakeisnotalie reblogged this from queennubian
35. thecakeisnotalie likes this
36. eyesopendreamin reblogged this from queennubian
37. doushitebk likes this
38. afreketemaster reblogged this from queennubian
39. blogwilleystyle reblogged this from queennubian
40. tlef reblogged this from queennubian
41. badbitchesandtequila reblogged this from bribriicakess
42. rebloginshitlikenothin likes this
43. breathingwhileblack reblogged this from queennubian
44. bribriicakess reblogged this from queennubian
45. planetcyanide reblogged this from queennubian
46. shescomplex likes this
47. majoringinmisanthropy reblogged this from queennubian
48. agreenobsession reblogged this from queennubian
49. queennubian reblogged this from verbal-purification and added:

    “A Plate” Ex ” I’m going to send a plate up Mema’s house because you know it’s too hot for her to be out in all this...

50. crookedglasses likes this
51. Show more notesLoading...