The Wizard of Pause

It’s apparently all fun and games until someone canonically has too much melanin for them to handle.

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porn turn-offs

daydreamingaimlessly:

sourcedumal:

madamepalourde:

sourcedumal:

thesavagesalad:

foodiewin:

alexsloane:

thesavagesalad:

brienne—of—tarth:

sillyheauxs:

hoyadapussydestroya:

massminority:

hoyadapussydestroya:

sillyheauxs:

  • that shit with the ambient music playing over the whole thing and you can’t hear the actresses
  • that weird seething shit they do when you know they’re not enjoying it
  • most penises

  • Long acrylic nails in lesbian porn

  • “you like that dont you you like this rock hard cock uuhghhh” especially in gay porn and the guy is like *FUCKING OW* “yes i love it” -_- I can tell youre not enjoying that
  • every brazzers ad with hardcore fucking NO NO NOOO
  • Pussy spitting

yes these too

jizzing in the eye

y

y would u jizz in someone’s eye.

I’m actually cackling ;-;

  • the fake sex noises
  • when they ladies be wearing heels while scissoring…or ever during sex
  • dangerous situations
  • omg just all porn

this one time i was watching this porno where the camera person zoomed in on a stack of linens for no reason

and they were really bad linens

  • Straight porn that involves the dude choking a woman with his dick for a 30 minute blow job
  • Any sex that involves absolutely NO clitoral play whatsoever from the guy
  • No male moaning (and I mean REAL moaning, not that “yeah, take dis dick” bullshit)
  • Ass to mouth ANYTHING. That is just the most DISGUSTING bullshit I have ever heard or seen. I mean, who in the unholy fuck thought that bull up? How do these porn stars not suffer from vomiting on a regular basis? I don’t care how much they enema that shit out, it still has BACTERIA UP THERE.
  • Any porno where there is no enthusiastic cunnilingus. If she ain’t cum on your face before you fuck, you’re a bad porn star dude in my eyes.

What’s wrong with ass to mouth??? that shit is hot!!

Ass to mouth = E. coli in the mouth. That’s what’s wrong with it.

(Source: abouttobedeleted, via daydreamingaimlessly-deactivate)

  1. scouting-for-b00bs reblogged this from snakebitehaartwithbubblegumsmile
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  4. testtheunknown reblogged this from luckythinks91 and added:
    couldn’t stop laughing.....straight males be doing, when
  5. nixends reblogged this from sourcedumal
  6. thefireinhiseyes reblogged this from sourcedumal and added:
    Most penetrative sex (excluding toys and non-organic body parts) = significant possibility of a UTI, especially with a...
  7. isis-stone reblogged this from sourcedumal
  8. sexmagicked reblogged this from sourcedumal
  9. madamepalourde reblogged this from sourcedumal and added:
    That would be worth it… you just need to drink javel after the act!!
  10. affectionateanarchy reblogged this from sourcedumal and added:
    them Brazzers ads...point though except...white, hairless...
  11. sourcedumal reblogged this from madamepalourde and added:
    Ass to mouth = E. coli in the mouth. That’s what’s wrong with it.
  12. the-third-revelation reblogged this from meandrous and added:
    good femdom plz those fake keening noises super super super long buildup the stupid shit the guy holding the camera says...
  13. iamdelly reblogged this from bitterambedo
  14. lavenderlabia said: The thing I hate is when guy slap the woman’s vulva, as if he’s tenderising a steak or something. Someone actually did this to me once and I stopped suddenly and was like “lol wut”.
  15. cephalopodqueen reblogged this from thesavagesalad
  16. meandrous reblogged this from thesavagesalad and added:
    When you can’t see the dude’s face. Like, what is this disembodied penis doing fucking her? ALL OF FEMDOM.
  17. bitterambedo reblogged this from thesavagesalad
  18. brienne--of--tarth reblogged this from thesavagesalad and added:
    oh oh guys wearing socks. especially white socks.
  19. amantes-amentes reblogged this from thesavagesalad and added:
    Lemon-stealing whores.
  20. thesavagesalad reblogged this from rasmalaiwin and added:
    this one time i was watching this porno where the camera person zoomed in on a stack of linens for no reason and they...
  21. afronellie reblogged this from eroticactress and added:
    stop side eyeing...camera..i really hate that…just moaning ugly as well.
  22. brogigayo reblogged this from thesavagesalad and added:
    ass to mouth ass to vagina ass to anywhere
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  24. babywipesenthusiast said: The crazy fake nails.