porn turn-offs
- that shit with the ambient music playing over the whole thing and you can’t hear the actresses
- that weird seething shit they do when you know they’re not enjoying it
- most penises
- Long acrylic nails in lesbian porn
- “you like that dont you you like this rock hard cock uuhghhh” especially in gay porn and the guy is like *FUCKING OW* “yes i love it” -_- I can tell youre not enjoying that
- every brazzers ad with hardcore fucking NO NO NOOO
- Pussy spitting
yes these too
jizzing in the eye
y
y would u jizz in someone’s eye.
I’m actually cackling ;-;
- the fake sex noises
- when they ladies be wearing heels while scissoring…or ever during sex
- dangerous situations
- omg just all porn
this one time i was watching this porno where the camera person zoomed in on a stack of linens for no reason
and they were really bad linens
- Straight porn that involves the dude choking a woman with his dick for a 30 minute blow job
- Any sex that involves absolutely NO clitoral play whatsoever from the guy
- No male moaning (and I mean REAL moaning, not that “yeah, take dis dick” bullshit)
- Ass to mouth ANYTHING. That is just the most DISGUSTING bullshit I have ever heard or seen. I mean, who in the unholy fuck thought that bull up? How do these porn stars not suffer from vomiting on a regular basis? I don’t care how much they enema that shit out, it still has BACTERIA UP THERE.
- Any porno where there is no enthusiastic cunnilingus. If she ain’t cum on your face before you fuck, you’re a bad porn star dude in my eyes.
What’s wrong with ass to mouth??? that shit is hot!!
Ass to mouth = E. coli in the mouth. That’s what’s wrong with it.
(Source: abouttobedeleted, via daydreamingaimlessly-deactivate)






