Title: That One Time, When We All Had Sex
Pairing: Makorrasamilin (and all possible combinations thereof)
Rating: HARD M nst nst nst nssst oh baby
Word Count: 5,263
A/N: I… cannot believe that I actually wrote this. Apparently I’m a much bigger prude than I thought, because this fic was really, really difficult for me to finish and I’m currently having an actual conniption at the thought of anyone else reading it! Ajsdankdlasmdas oh god WHY. WHYYYYYY
Oh, and can this also count as my Borra week submission? It’s obviously not exclusively Borra, but the ship features prominently and I don’t think I’ll have time to write something else before the end of the week.
Summary: The Krew plays Spin the Bottle. Y’all know what that means.
It needs a Sokka.
Let me explain. My biggest issue with the whole Equalist storyline is just the lazy ass way it has been handled with it’s popcorn approach to prejudice that is both irritating to watch and frustrating to think about since these sort of things happen in real life. The biggest reason why this is a problem is because of the two non-bending characters we have neither of them dropped some knowledge of these benders (except for an offhand comment about Pema wanting one “normal” kid which was just a fucked up way to put it).
Sokka wouldn’t have played those games. He would have told everybody “Yeah, Amon is taking it to an extreme, but you guys and your freaky magic bending don’t make it easy for those of us who can’t play with the elements.” Sokka would have kept it real and offered a voice for non-benders that allowed their issues to still be address and therefore giving some real on-screen depth to the equalist movement.
So Pema and Asami…I’m waiting.
Exactly, this is why they need a prominent non-bender character because right now Asami and Pema are just girlfriend/wife of the main cast so you don’t really know what they think.
Asami may not know much as she is rich so she has class advantage but yeah they need a Sokka because look how many times he had to play guinea pig to Katara, Toph and Aang
But putting that aside, what we also need is an in depth look into Amon’s perspective as well.
I’m sayin tho. How you gonna have bender vs. non-bender conflict and never have an in-depth look at non-benders? That’s why on some shit I wanted one of the main characters to be an equalist. And not the Hiroshi(sp?) “AHHHH i’m a mad scientist. die avatar!!111!! DESTROY ALL THE SHIT!” equalist. Because on some shit, they in the right. Look at the counsel, look at the politicians, hell look at where the non-benders LIVE. And the only prominent non-benders are Pemi and Asami.
And I’m using prominent very loosely.
Things I want to see more of, but probably won’t:
- Non-bender fights
- Korra recognizing her privilege
- a sympathetic look at the Equalists
Some other stuff, but I’m blanking right now. Basically, it needs to do better.
And OP, yes yes good!!!
I had to make a new post to get my thoughts together completely. It might be all over the place.
Khaleesi of the rap game
I spit rhymes like wildfire
About to mount the whole world
‘cause these other suckas tired
hater bitches think you’re singing but I’m gonna leave you cryin
i’ll take you down like homeboy in the house of the undyin
seven kingdoms keep demandin me so i’ma keep supplyin
if fire can’t even burn your girl, you shouldn’t bother tryin
Party so hard, yo we gettin’ Red Wasted
Your boy’s all on me and he ain’t even had a taste yet
So pack ya pussy up because mine is the fury
I’m comin’ for what’s mine, boo, you ain’t even gotta worry
With fire and blood, my rhymes be killin’ smooth talkers
But in the sheets, I bring ‘em back from the dead…white walkers.
Blood-ride or die chick, merchants wanna holler
Stranger dick, slow your roll, better be a baller
Better have a braid swangin down to your knees
cause if they aint a soldier man I tell em “at ease”
Come at me, child please, that’ll be the worst part
Eat you for breakfast like a muhhhfuckin horse heart.
(and then the breakdown is just “Where my dragons at? / Where my dragons at? / Where my dragons at? / Where my dragons at?”)
‘Bout to storm all your shores, I came here to do the most
Unbowed and unbent…BADDEST BITCH IN WESTEROS
A Khal who don’t ride is no Khal at all
I be ridin’ on my pony while you other bitches fall
Mowin’ down suckas from Sunspear to Wall
Dragons is my childrens so you best heed my call
I enjoyed that way too much :P
Cool beans Anon
- Harvey and Jessica. I don’t know whether I want you to fuck it out or duke it out in one of those glass-paneled offices.
- But just. Never stop. What you’re doing.
(TW: for talk of Transphobia, Rape, Ableism, Homophobia, and Racism) Same. Anon. Like I agree with it on some shit. But I feel insulted that they’re calling it the “Glee Equality Project” and they aren’t even getting equality for ALL LGBT people, let alone the PoC/WoC. Like littledust said, it was mostly in regard to Klaine, but they threw Brittana in so that it would look like they were for both couples. but what about Unique? I consider her trans* And I feel like that’s where they were going, but Glee is transphobic as a muhfucka. I mean have we forgotten the RHGS. With Kurt and Mike and their transphobic slurs? (Look at that! People within the LGBT community are phobic towards others in their community. That mirror rl. *cough* Dan Savage *cough*) Then all of the misgendering in Nationals. And I think the biggest problem is the fact that Glee really doesn’t know the difference between trans* women and drag queens. They were flip-flopping between Unique being a trans* woman in SNG and Wade being a drag queen in Nationals. :/And I guess on some shit it’s good that glee didn’t try to touch that because it would have been a huge trainwreck. And it’s so funny to me that we’re not supposed to root for VA when they are one of the most diverse clubs on the show. I mean, in S1 the lead female singer with Jesse was a Black girl. S2 you have Sunshine Corazon, S3 you have Unique who is a Trans* WoC. And we’re supposed to root for the white cis heterosexual club and then be happy when they win? Do better glee.
And let’s not even talk about how they treat the CHARACTERS individually. Like can we stop talking about Klaine and Brittana kisses and talk about them as characters on their own. What is Blaine? What is Brittany? What is Santana? What is Kurt? besides one half of the popular GL couples on the show. The way they flip-flop around the characterization of Brittany, I really have no idea what’s going on. I don’t think it’s possible to be that ditzy. Like is she just really, really, really naive with moments of ingenuity? Does she have some type of learning or social disability that leads to some of the comments she makes? (sorry for the ableism yall. I just can’t when it comes to Brittany.) Or are these comments just for shits and giggles and we’re just not supposed to look at them pass the surface? (speaking of ableism, shouldn’t this be one of the things on the Glee Equality project page???) Chick was raped for her first time. She doesn’t realize it, Nobody comments on it, and it’s never mentioned again. I mean seriously! That’s potentially triggering and Glee is just like “haha alien invasion funny.” (GLEE EQUALITY HELLLOOO!!! RAPE JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY) Chick had a 0.0. not even a fucking 0.6 or 0.8(I’ve known people who had that) Chick had a 0.0. But she was class president, on the cheerios, member of the Brainiacs. But chick had a 0.0. Nobody called her parents and said “Hey your child has such-and-such” or “your child hasn’t been to class in (insert amount of time here)” Nope nope no. And I know we’re just supposed to laugh or whatever but how? How the hell did she get this far? I just don’t understand. And Blaine. See Blaine is a special case, because while his shit intersects(Race & Sexuality) he has certain privileges(White-passing & Male) that sort of balance it out. Tbh, Warbler Blaine is my favorite. Mostly Pre-BIOTA/Silly Love Songs Blaine. I liked the older mentor Blaine. Kurt needed him so I could see them getting together….you know eventually. But his characterization is also just so uneven. Besides the obvious. (age) I don’t even have much of a grip on his character to be able to say everything that’s wrong. So Imma just move on to…. Santana. Once again this is intersectionality: Latina*,Female, Lesbian. And god this so long. I don’t even feel like talking about it anymore right now. I will edit it later tho Anon. I promise. To sum it all up basically: