Ashley: …i am so mad at myself for connecting 1D and Samcedes, like i’m listening to summer love and going ‘NOOOOOOO’
Me: don’t promise that you’ll call, don’t look at me that wayyyyy
Ashley: THIS IS BLATANT HARASSMENT, I’M SO MAD, IT CAME ON WHEN I WAS BEING SRS AND WRITING BOOK CHAPTER I DIDN’T NEED THIS
Me: you were mineeee for the summerrr now we know its nearly overly
Me: (‘that’s so June’-Mercedes)
Ashley: stop this. STOP.
Me: noppppeeeee. You started this. Now I’m committed.
Ashley: calm down satan
Me: okay but listen to ‘change my mind’ tho
Somaya: omg DO IT ASHLEY it just came on my iPod DO IT
(Somaya: WOULD YOU WANT TO STAY. IF I WERE TO SAYYYYYY.
Me: i wanna be last yeah, baby lemme be your, lemme be your last first kiss
Somaya: mercedes singing this to sam. or the other way around. how does that ship work.
Me: Sam most def. he’s proposed to her like 3 times already lmao.)
Ashley: i hate both of u
Me: you listened?!
Ashley: i appear stoic to the world but I’M UPSET
Me: do i or do i not be knowing?
Somaya: im so weirdly happy
Me: i love how excited you are & you don’t even watch glee lmao
Somaya: ij ust like seeing ashley cry to be honest
Ashley: what if amber sang a 1D song on glee and then zayn tweeted how awesome it was, i would die @(somaya username) @(my username)
Somaya: ashley i will break every keyboard you own so you cant type this murder stuff anymore
Ashley: why do ppl want sam to sing all of me to mercedes, let him sing back to you by 1D, like we know he’s a stan (maybe idk)
Me: Back to you/Rock me mashup y/n?
Ashley: omg i just mentally went ‘biiiiiiitch’ bc this idea is killing me make it happen
Me: I will literally tweet this to Ryan Murphy. I have a tweet in my drafts rn. So is it just Sam singing? or does Mercedes sing too?
Me: (maybe this is bc I wanna hear Amber sing a 1d, maybe it’s not)
Ashley: lol at me forgetting that she dumped him, WHO CARES ABOUT LYRICAL CONTENT, GLEE IGNORES THAT SOMETIMES, WRITERS STANS WILL LOVE IT
Ashley: idk what mercedes should sing, you are deeper in 1D than me suggest something lol
Me: ‘i used to think that I was better alone, why did I ever wanna let you go?’-Mercedes to Sam. TELL ME IM WRONG
Ashley: GET OUT
Me: you think this a game. I will 1D-ify Glee thru any means possible
(Me: Hey @MrRPMurphy me & @(ashley username) were thinking that Samcedes should totally sing a Back to you/Rock Me mashup on the show. Just an idea.)
Ashley: @(my username) @MrRPMurphy s6 samcedes chronicled by 1D what a beautiful arc
Me: @(ashley username) @MrRPMurphy we missed the chance for ‘change my mind’ (so long ago), but that & ‘irresistible’. I’m here for it.